The Mechanical Contrivium
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Internet • Fecha: 10-02-2006 15:00:02
Vía FluffyKnitterDeb, a su vez vía The Knitting Doctor.
- Liuia has three eyelids.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than liuia.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching liuia!
- Liuia can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than liuia!
- Liuia has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- You should always store liuia in an airtight container in the fridge.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain liuia!
- Liuia can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by liuia!
- Liuia drusilla is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
- Without its lining of liuia drusilla, your stomach would digest itself!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by liuia drusilla!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, liuia drusilla is the victim.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on liuia drusilla.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on liuia drusilla with his left foot!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub liuia drusilla'.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than liuia drusilla!
- US gold coins used to say 'In liuia drusilla we trust'!
- If you lace liuia drusilla from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
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